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Monday, November 15, 2010

Time capsule letter, written 2005.

Greetings from your past. In the fall of 2005, you agreed to receive this
message, which has been preserved in the Forbes.com E-Mail Time Capsule.
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Here is the text of your message:


This is odd so I'm just going to write a letter to me.

Dear Sabrina of the future,

So hopefully you're not divorced yet and you have a baby in your belly. You're almost 29 years old, how did that happen? Alexis is almost 7 years old...I bet she's real bratty. I'd be dissapointed in you and Chad if you allowed her to become *******. I hope that you still talk to your bestest friend forever, Jessica. Hopefully you lived in San Diego for atleast a year, you always wanted to do that. I'm hoping Chad will resign with the Navy for tha SICK ass bonus of ******* bucks. If he didn't he's a retard. You'd better post this in your blog at livejournal.com your username is ragekat and your password is ******. I hope you still write ther, if you don't your a fucking loser. Do you remember 2005? Jessica got pregnant and I predicted it's a girl, we still don't know the sex as I am typing this e mail. She's only a month or so pregnant. Your wedding was in 2006, March...unless you got cold feet or had an affiar, you whore! Hahaha. Chad joined the Navy in June. You lived in C
harleston, South Carolina. You're planning on getting a boob job November 19, of 2007. Hopefully when you read this you'll look at your boobies and let out a greatful sigh. Damn Chad's good to you! My mom, nephews, and sistor are coming to visit in just 6 days! I have never been more excited. Oh if you have had a baby I hope to god you named her Taegyn Monroe.....if you didn't you are a coward and let Chad win again. If you have had a boy, he'd better be named Trenton Gabriel. You were planning on adopting after the wedding, did you? I hope you did because if you didn't your a dumbass. All children need love and you have lots of it. If you didn't adopt please go take care of that today! I hope you're not a fat tub of lard. If you are, I'm sorry...now getoff your ass and exercise. Stop eating. You know the drill. No one likes a fat ass.

Last but not least, I hope the future brings me everything I had ever wanted. If it has been anything like the last  5 years of my life....it will be fantastic.

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