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Friday, August 20, 2010

Ten freakishly weird things I enjoy.

My friend at Why is Daddy Crying just did a post about the top 10 things he freakishly enjoys. I am inspired and decided to do a post as well. Drop in, say hi, or send him a tweet... he likes people!

1. I love to mop. I am really weird about the cleanliness of my floors and I clean them often. I LOVE Mr. Clean, don't ever get me any Pine Sol, the Multi Surface Cleaner with the Febreze scent is my joy.

2. I'm all about my teeth and cleaning them. I whiten, I brush, I would like to say I flossed more but I can't, and I swish-swash the mouth wash. I love taking care of my teeth and it's not because I have to it's because I love to do it. Have you seen me smile?! When I smile, literally, every tooth in my mouth is exposed. Oh, and for the record the best tooth whitening system is the generic one from Wal Mart, its waxy strip is awesome and there is no excess goo.

3. I like cleaning the closet. I know several of my close friends are saying "Yeah, you do... dirty girl" as they read this. (I had once told my nephews I was going to 'clean the closet' when I actually went upstairs to have sex in the closet.) But, really. I do like to clean the the closet. I like to have all my shoes lined up nicely from flip flops to high heels, my clothes in the order, and all my keepsake boxes and scrapbooks tidy.

4. I like to recycle. There I said it. Maybe its my daughters constant reminder about us destroying the planet or maybe it's my crazy cleaning obsession but I like it.

5. I like when the Jehovah's Witness' come to visit. I am not a member of their church, I just like a good debate. I find their beliefs fascinating and I like to question their ideas and talk religion with them. I wish more Mormon's would visit but ever since that one time I answered the door in my panties and cami... they never came back.

6. I like to look up crazy phobias and paraphilias. Did you know Formicophilia is getting sexual pleasure from insects crawling on the body and Metamfiezomaiophobia is the fear of mimes?

7. I dislike laundry but I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE folding towels fresh out of the dryer. I like the methodical routine and the sense of perfection. Besides, they smell delightful and they're fluffy!

8. When my kids are being ultra whiny I like to blast Cyndi Lauper's Girls Just Want to Have Fun. Not only is is FUN song (I totally car dance to this regularly) but it drowns the children out like nobodies business.

9. I love 'your mom' jokes and ' that's what she said' zings. Yes, I am an adult and this never gets old. Seriously, people it's funny.

10. Dark things in general. I'm not really going to go into that one too much because it's really unconventional.


11 comments:

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  2. Are you clothes organized by color? :P

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  3. I almost choked on my ice tea when I read #5. I like it when they come by too, even though I usually throw their pamphlet in the recycling. Oh how I miss you.

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