A post deticated to my sweet boy, Trenton.

Trenton is an odd kid, he has a great sense of humor, and he is obsessed with his penis AND buttholes. He can make anything into a joke if he says adds either of the two words. I've been working with him to try and cease the joking about penis' and buttholes but he simply cannot refrain.



I always thought kids we're mirrors of yourself, they learned from their parents. Well, I can say that I do not constantly talk about my penis nor butthole. I never sat outside and ripped legs off of bugs, I never went outside clean and come back in mud, and I never once peed outside in front of a group of girls. That theory has gone, completely, out the window.



When Trenton was a baby he was really dry, it took an act of god to get him to giggle but now he is a prankster at the mere age of 3.5, you got to watch that kid. He will fill his daddy's work boots full of toys, he tells me (and others) "there is your boyfriend" when he sees an unattractive male or a homeless man, and always has room for "grass" jokes. Yeah, he calls gas 'grass.'



He is great with all kids, I think its the gift of being the middle child. He is really tolerant of brats and bossy kids because his older sister is such a jerk to him. He treats younger kids so well but has been know to push his weight around. His baby sister thinks he is a superstar and he spends a lot of time with her.




All in all he is a sweet, disgusting, mess of a boy. I love his sometimes bratty behavior, his sensitivity, and mostly his adorable little face!